Star Trek Quotes

Hier een verzamelinkje leuke Star Trek quotes, ingezonden door Jojo.

The Original Series

"Brain and brain. What is Brain?"
--`Spock's Brain'

"Spock, the women of your planet are logical. Yours is the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."
--James T. Kirk

"The most cooperative man is a dead man. And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you're gonna be cooperating."
--Bela Oxmyx to Spock `A Piece of the Action'

"Captain, thank heaven."
"Mister Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered him."
"Well then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears.
--Scott, Spock en McCoy `Obsession'

The Next Generation

"Why do yo resist? We only want to raise quality of life for all species."
"I like my species the way it is."
--Locutus / Worf `The Best of Both Worlds, Part I'

"What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm human?"
"Ah, Worf, eat any good books lately?"
--Q / Worf `Deja Q'

"If it means anything to you: you make a better human than I'll ever be".
--Q to Data `Deja Q'

"I never met a chocolate i didn't like."
--counselor Troi

Deep Space Nine

"Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order."
--Garak to Bashir `Our Man Bashir'

"It's a shame.And the worst part of it is.... this isn't a coil spanner, it's a flux coupler.
--Garak to Amaro (na dat hij dit gezegd heeft, steekt hij hem dood) `Empok Nor')

"Paranoid is what they call people who imagine threats against their life. I have threats against my life."
--Garak to Quark `For the Cause'

"If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod.If i'm not back in 78 hours..... i want you to take that rod..... and eat it."
"Eat it? Your joking."
"Yes Doctor, I am."
Garak / Bashir `Improbable Cause'

"They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."
"But i got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egoes."
--Bashir / Garak, `The Way of the Warrior'

"Ah! an open mind. The essence of intellect."
--Garak to Bashir `Past Prologue'

"Anything worth doing in a holosuite can be done better in the real world."
"You obviously haven't been in the right holosuite programmes."
--Kira / Quark `Second Skin'

"You're always telling me that space is big.That it's an endless frontier, filled with infinite wonders."
"Its true."
"Well if that's the case, you would think it would be more than enough room to allow people to leave each other alone."
"It just doesn't work that way. It should, but it doesn't."
--Joseph and Ben Sisko `A Time to Stand'

"You must be quite a liar."
"It's a gift."
--Grilka / Quark `The House of Quark'

"Do I get a vote?"
"Of course you do. It just doesn't count."
--Kira / Sisko `Through the Looking Glass'

"What's happening out there?"
"Subspace compression."
"Ahh, subspace compression."
"Do you know what that is?"
"Just a guess here. Technobabble?"
--Sisko / Dax `The Siege'

"Oh, you'd be surprised at the things you can learn when you're doing alterations."
--Garak to Odo `The Way of the Warrior'

"Victory is Life."

"It's hard to work for someone who's a religious icon."
--Kira to Sisko `Destiny'

"Right now i wouldn't believe your father if he said rain was wet."
--Kira to Ziyal about Dukat `By Inferno's light'

"Do you know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."
--Garak to Odo `The Die is Cast'


"You are erratic, conflicted, disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned. Every individual is entiteled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing."
--Seven of Nine `Scorpion, Part II'

"Maybe I have been mistaken and love is not a disease."
--Seven of Nine

"I've thought about having children, but I never thought I'd have them with you."
--Janeway to Tom Paris `Threshold'

"Get that cheese to Sickbay!"


"Why is any object we don't understand always called a `thing'?"
--McCoy to Kirk, Star Trek: The Motion Picture

"What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. after all, Number One... we're only mortal."
"Speak for yourself, sir. i plan to live forever."
--Picard / Riker, Star Trek: Generations

"You've not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon."
--Gorkon to Spock, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"Second Star from the right, and straight on untill the morning."
--James T. Kirk, in antwoord op de vraag welke koers er moest worden gevolgd, laatste zin van Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country